Pop pop! Oh the glorious sound of an iPad popping open, with a mysterious coin for mysterious scale.

A twenty-cent coin! They don't have those in the U.S.!

You're right, astute teardown reader! That is, in fact, an Australian coin. If you hadn't noticed, this whole teardown has been upside-down, courtesy of our favorite minion Walter, who survived the arduous trek down under.

Alright, enough clowning around! It's time to open this iPad up (like a book of scary stories).