Of course "single unit" doesn't mean much to us, we dive in past some standard Phillips screws, and work on prying the stubborn casing open.

We grab a Jimmy and iFixit Opening Tools and try to negotiate–without any success, even when heated.

We turn our efforts to the side panel, and what we found inside will shock you (people always fall for that, right?)

Three boards—bridged by an army of pins—are drowned in gobs of yellowish transparent rubber.