We interrupt this teardown to bring you a special news bulletin:

The dreaded anti-repair Empire has issued some propaganda against your rights to disassemble, modify, hack, improve, individualize, and do-whatever-the-bleep-you-want-because-it's-your-device.

It's a trap! This propaganda claims to be green, but we have doubts about just how recyclable this device is.

We want you—to rise up and revolt! Repair is the future. It is your right. Raise your manifesto high, and join the Repair Allliance!

And now back to your regularly scheduled program…